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Friday Joke Thread

by Ctrl Alt De Ligt (U4302)

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to "write" with it. Realising his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said,

"Well thats just great....some a$$holes got my pen."

posted on 25/11/11

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posted on 25/11/11

posted on 25/11/11

Vg...

posted on 25/11/11

Get out, we don't serve time travellers in here

A time traveller walked in to a bar

posted on 25/11/11

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posted on 25/11/11

^

posted on 25/11/11

Galvin....

5

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posted on 25/11/11

Man answers the door to a sombre looking Policeman. Policeman shows him a picture on a driving licence.
'Is this your wife?' he asks. 'Yes' the man replies. 'I'm sorry to say, but it looks like she's been in an accident' the Policeman says ruefully. 'Oh I know' the man replies, 'but she's got a cracking personality'

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