CONSPIRACY : the TRUTH behind the riots

Investigative journalists at The Day Today have uncovered the shocking reality of the August riots, and the extent to which the authorities have tried to cover up a conspiracy that stretches across the breadth of government.

As you may well be aware, the vast majority of Man Utd supporters are based in the South East. But on some extremely rare circumstances, every now and then a miniscule few make the journey to Old Trafford (to visit the merchandising shop) .

In August 2011, one such "fan" made the journey.
And the most incredible chain of events were set in motion.

Unknown to the general public, Old Trafford is a facade for a secret bio-weapons lab. And on that day, a containment failure occurred and the deadly "Fergie Time" pathogen was realised.

This fan became infected, and travelled back south.
MOD containment teams tracked the person back to the Northumberland Park area, London N17, where tis believed they spent a considerable amount of time (wearing their new replica shirt and showing off in front of their mates) .

The MOD, fearing that the Fergie Time virus would become pandemic, initiated a protocol of last resort : to raze a locale to the ground to destroy the virus. And so it was that the government instigated the events of August, in an attempt to burn N17 and hide the terrible truth.

But our reporters can reveal, that their efforts may have been in vain. For in recent days, Tottenham Hotspur have won two games away after being under the cosh for most of the 2nd half and scoring in extra time to make the game 3-1, while at Old Trafford yesterday the score remained 1-1 and a Man Utd goal was DISALLOWED.

You are been warned. The Fergie Time virus is on the loose.
Take ALL POSSIBLE PRECAUTIONS to protect yourselves !!!