Football Battle Raps

What if we had the privilege of witnessing head-to-head battle raps between footballers. Im sure it will go down as something like this.

Torres vs Carroll

Torres
Uh, yeah. Check it.
You look like a donkey son,
imaginary skills like a pokemon.
Ponytail so high, its sad guy
like your big belly stuffed with beer and pork pies.
Im the 9 they wanna see in a red
You tripping over balls or is that you doing side steps
I score goals…..a real life predator
Check the track record, 50, better than any other competitor

Carroll
You wack dude and not just at football
You look like barbie with freckles that got speckled on
Yeah…and im kicking balls better than you , try as you might
The open net at Old Trafford is still waiting for you to get it right
Oops, did I just not rhyme,
Yet its still better than you claiming to be a number 9.
It doesn’t mata who’s providing them balls
Your hammy’s gone, goals for you are no more




I have others which are currently under construction because the admins feel it might cause a lot of controversy. You can add your own as well, just keep it clean or the admins are going to have me for supper.

If all goes good, I'll bring out Suarez vs Evra