Opening fixtures!

He seems to like to advertise his idiocy, Al

Alreet 'A', I missed what the Octopus wrote, but I can only imagine that he didn't take kindly to being called an octopus!

Mrs. A's called me an octopus in the past . . . . and I wasn't offended

. . . . and she was tickled

Well I'm still in the bad books with Mrs AL after I went out on Sunday night and spent 70 squid!

70 octopodes/octopi on your own

Surely someboby must have given you a hand ( or two ) to spend that much

Well there was Stella (who I saw quite a lot of) and a few Teachers one or two Bell's a couple of taxi's: and that is about as much as I remember...Mind you: it's the first time I've been out with my mates for a good few weeks, so I did make the most of it...

LFc VS Sunderland...score predictions?? Being a Liverpool fan plus the feelgood factor, i am hoping for a nice injury free 2-0, but it wont be that easy...never is.

PS_NO beach balls please!!!

This article's been given the kiss of life

I predict a happy trip home after the first game

. . . . and, although a victory against the skunks, the day will be spoilt by the idiots who like to look like skunks and cause trouble wherever they go

. . . . I couldn't sleep