The THudd Review: Suarez

Yes hello fellow football fans, and Liverpool fans

My last review (Charlie Adam vs Dave) was critically acclaimed by the press and fellow JA606 members, I decided to ask the Jumbletorn to pick another randomly selected player

Jumbletron "I am ready Thudd"

*rolling noise

DING

Jumbletron - "I have chosen Suarez and... A horse"

Thank you, yes its that time again to take an indepth look at a Premiership star and a star from the stables <neigh>

Suarez

Pace - 6
Movement - 4
Shooting - 2
Teeth - 10
Backheels - 0
Passing - 1

Horse

Pace - 10 (over 100 yards there is no better)
Movement - 10 (able to move on the spot, trotting, running)
Shooting - 10 (avoids shooting every week)
Teeth - 9 (Suarez has better teeth)
Backheels - 10 (Horse has more power)
Passing - 10

Overall

Horse 59
Suarez 23

An overwhelming result, showing yet again that my scientific review of Suarez vs A Horse is 110% spot on

Horse>Suarez

Thanks

Next time on The Thudd Review: Carrol vs A Ponys Tail