I take exactly 1 hour on the toilet.
I read the bbc gossip column whilst sitting on the throne.
The first batch of stool comes out immediately
The second batch around 20 minutes later and the last batch just before the end.
beat that
In the morning...
posted on 1/12/11
i play doodle jump
posted on 1/12/11
messia
posted on 1/12/11
You want to be careful messia, there is a very real possibility of you choking to death on your own faeces if you carry on eating whilst continuing to shun the lavatory.
posted on 1/12/11
Who says men can't multitask? Having a turn out whilst typing this.
posted on 1/12/11
EAT DA POO POO!
posted on 1/12/11
S.Mouse is that from a certain youtube video.
posted on 1/12/11
8bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
For anyone who hasn't seen this!
posted on 1/12/11
posted on 2/12/11
Ok have just woke up, time to drop the otter.
posted on 2/12/11
Have you tried the more efficient South Park method of eating and digesting?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmNeO63xCnU