Why Mafiaboy hates Spurs

Year: 1992
Place: Butts Road Secondary School
Class: Geography with Mr. Beaver

Mr. Beaver: Thudd Foxspur

Thudd: Here sir!

Mr Beaver: Cult of Personality

Culty: wee wee Sir

Mr. Beaver: ... Batmanu

Batmanu: I'm here sir

Mr. Beaver: Bubbles Get back in the corner with your dunce hat on you silly boy.

Class:

Mafiaboy: Sir?

Mr. Beaver: Yes Michigan?

Mafiaboy: You didn't read my name out

Mr. Beaver: That's true Michigan

Mafiaboy: Why, Sir?

Mr. Beaver: Because Michigan, you're a silly who supports West Ham

Class:

Mr. Beaver: Now year sevens, we all know why we're here today

Bubbles: BALLOONS

Mr. Beaver: No, get back in the corner Bubbles

Bubbles:

Mr. Beaver: So, what are we learning today?

RRP: Statistical analysis?

Mr. Beaver: No

RRP: Macroeconomics

Mr. Beaver: No, be quiet Egon

Class:

Thudd: He's a geek

RRP:

Mr. Beaver: Today we are here to learn about the superiority of last years FA Cup winners, Spurs. They are vastly superior to West Ham

Mafiaboy:

Edin: Billy Bonds is a poor manager

Mr. Beaver: Yes . Good one Edin.

Thudd: Julian Dic(k)s is a

Class:

Mafiaboy:

Mr. Beaver: That's a gold star for you Thudd

Thudd: I'm the favourite

Messia: Ohh, Danny Boy

Chronic: Oi Michy, Wet S(p)am bogwash for you at lunch

Mafiaboy: Sir!

Mr. Beaver: I didn't hear anything Michigan

Mafiaboy:

* The Bell rings for lunch. Thudd and RRP rush off to listen to East 17 cassette tapes. Another chronic bogwash awaits poor Mafiaboy.

Play the opening credits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsjzcC4Jdw