Sad Sad Douggie Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nz5F2aIWzw&feature=related

To the tune of Bad, bad Leroy Brown
Writer: Jim Croce
Singer: Vinnie Jones

In that war torn part of West Ham
In that dirty part of town
If you’re going to go there, you better beware
Of a gnome called Douggy Brown

CHORUS
Sad, sad Douggy Brown
The most OBSESSED WUM in town
Shorter than old King Kong
Wearing his West Ham thong

Gnome Dodgy Brown is trouble
He stands about 2 foot four
Other gnomes love to call him shorty
And he just keeps saying ‘Duh’

(yeah) he's sad, sad Douggy Brown
Shortest gnome in the whole damn town
Shorter than old King Kong
Wearing his WetSham thong
Now Dougy’s team like football
They play in claret and blue
They like to think they’re winning
But you just know that they never do


Now Doug , he loves to watch Tottenham
He loves to say ‘come on you Spurs’
He team can’t survive in the Championship
And he calls Daniel Levy, SIR

(yeah) he's sad, sad Douggy Brown
Shortest gnome in the whole damn town
Shorter than old King Kong
Wearing his West Ham thong

Now Doug, he loves blowing bubbles
Even though he’s got a large nose
Other gnomes that know him well
Say that ain’t all he blows