Talk To Jamie - He's Back

How do you think of the stuff you say? in a drunken stupor or by reading letters in the clouds?
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I read highly intelligent puplications like 'The Times' 'The Guardian' and 'The Beano'

Dear Jamie...Did you smash it?
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Right Jamie has to go now, say bye

Bye you massive

and stop wearing black skinny ties. You're too old for them

Will do Psycho-Gooner, love ya!

Jamie, I have a terrible problem with moss stains on my patio and was thinking of investing in a Karcher K3.575 Jubilee pressure washer.

The K3.575 is one of the most advanced consumer pressure washers ever. Combining power and energy efficiency, it is equipped with an innovative water-cooled induction motor for enhanced performance and longer life. This unit also includes the new detergent Plug & Clean system for quick and convenient detergent changeovers, and the Quick Connect release on both ends of the hose which eliminates kinks and reduces set up times. An impact-resistant recyclable plastic casing and fine mesh water filter prevent dirt particles from damaging the motor and three-piston axial-flow pump, whilst a safety valve prevents pressure overload. A pressure switch control switches the motor on and off when the ergonomically-designed trigger gun is pressed and released. The K 3.575 is ideal for cleaning large vehicles, patios, decking, motorbikes, stone walls and barbecues. It sweeps through dirt like a hurricane through a Caribbean island.

At £160 a pop, do you think this is a wise investment?

Jamie, do you really go on Thomas Cook holidays.

Will you take the kids to visit Grandad when he's locked up for being naughty?

Why did you not publish Lady's questions on Sky? What exactly is your agenda? Can you sing me the lyrics to Louise's smash hit "Naked"?

Will you take the kids to visit Grandad when he's locked up for being naughty?
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The folks at the office are looking at me weird

nice 1