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What if it's a conspiracy?

Hear me out

Torres hands in a transfer request on the Transfer deadline day last January. He gets a move to Chelsea who pay £50Million for him (Thanks ). He then sulks n whinges etc and doesn't perform for Chelsea.

Luckily for him, AVB gets hired by RA and Chelsea then begin a ''transition period''.

Here's the kicker. He hands in a transfer deadline day request again this January for Liverpool FC to sign him again (He won't be the first to come back to us). He then comes back for a cut price and starts banging em in.

Chelsea drop out of to the top 4. Their place, taken by Liverpool FC.

The mastermind behind all this? Kenny Dalglish

Or maybe, it's not a conspiracy at all and he actually has lost it....

Disclaimer: take this article seriously u fool!

posted on 16/12/11

Has he finally got to us all? Its not as though he was doing it subconsciously or anything but I see a lot more optimism on our board.

posted on 16/12/11

Redarmi, that is awesome, may I have your permission to use, megapositivitron?

posted on 16/12/11

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posted on 16/12/11

Mervin

Go ahead mate

posted on 16/12/11

Woo hoo. Can't wait for me bird to get in, just got to work out how to get it into a conversation...

posted on 16/12/11

I like it!
his follow up mission: manchester utd!

posted on 16/12/11

This seems slightly less believable than the reptilian conspiracy theories

posted on 16/12/11

Can we talk when you wakeup please?

posted on 17/12/11

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