Finishing Things
I am passing this on to you guys because it definitely worked for me
today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives right now.
My doctor yesterday told me that the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started..
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.... so I have just managed to polish off a bottle of Merlot, half a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of baileys, a butle of rum, a package of Prungles, tha mainder of bot prozic and valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr peece.
An telum,u blody luvum. Xx
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comment by Trotting all over the Uk (U11848)
posted on 17/12/11
5 *
comment by normid norm (U8826)
posted on 17/12/11
Hippo, MUFC you wont need this kind of therapy, i did a similar version under HWSNBN.
comment by largehat (U3027)
posted on 17/12/11
Excellent.
On a totally unrelated note, why has Petrovino's article about Phil Gartside been closed to comments?
comment by largehat (U3027)
posted on 17/12/11
Oh it hasn't - he's filtered me
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posted on 17/12/11
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posted on 17/12/11
Does supporting Bolton turn you to drink?
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No, just Angel Dust, Mescalin & Smack!!!
comment by rivingtonmike (U10928)
posted on 17/12/11
Following doctor's advice I have got vicar's advice. I met my local vicar (who has a great sense of humour) walking his dog in the park today. I asked him if he could please pray for BWFC in church tomorrow because nothing else seems to be working. He replied saying that he would very much like to help but felt he could not do so. He said that the Lord is capable of many miracles but to turn around BWFC at the moment would be too much to ask of him. Even he cannot achieve the impossible. His advice was to have a few drinks tonight and try to forget about the situation until Tuesday.
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comment by Vera (U4103)
posted on 17/12/11
I read that every drink you have takes one day off your life...
So that's it.
No more reading for me.
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