Football or Tennis

I have been informed that neck braces will be handed out on Tuesday to the first 30,000 fans in attendance. Officials have estimated upwards of 60 end to end punts that could cause a whip lash problems on some older fans.
Midfield players have been warned on both sides not to look up as the ball sails over their heads. The stadium lights could have damaging effect to unprotected eyes.
Traveling Bolton fans can enter a lotto drawing for two tickets for next seasons away fixture at Blackpool or a free curry from Abdul's chippy on Darwin road....your choice.

The rest of us can hope for a little footy.