Taarabt wants to join a "not very big" club

Have you seen the shock news?

Our former "big time Charlie" young upstart, who we sold to QPR for whatever they were prepared to pay for him (because we wanted to get rid of him that much), is reported to have caught the eye of old Bacon Face. However, he has said that he would much rather join a "not very big club" such as the Toon.

This is the player who has snubbed his national team because - wait for it - the manager said he would be starting on the bench. That's right. This is a player who, if he doesn't get his own way, causes no end of agro for his manager and disruption in the dressing room.

I bet you guys would love to have him at your "not very big club," eh, lads.