OK time for a quiz , this will not be as hard as Doo doo's hmmm that sounds painful
Subject ......Players who have spent time at Her Majesty's pleasure or have done community service
1.....Sounds like a posh git from the dump....Ralph Coats ....Stig Tofting
2......Welsh Gangster's cousin......TBOK.....Vinnioe Jones
3......Metatarsal , Patella , plus Sandwich filling.....8 bit and Thudd...Tony Adams
4......Taking the pee , Tom.....MouseB....Mickey Thomas
5.....Tale from the gatekeeper......TBOK.....Peter Storey
6......Deluded T.S Presenter (this one's not cryptic )... Ralph Coates' Hairdresser ....Micky Quinn
7......Not Defoe but a flag.......Chronic...... Jermaine Pennant
8......My Lob is after the start of a month.......G&S....Jan Molby
9......Not Arabia Jim....TBOK & Ralp Coats .....Jamie Lawrence
10....Young Simpson on a small kangaroo.....Mouse B....Joey Barton
11....Top man was a 7 but there were only 6.....TBOK.....George Best
12.....This ones a 3 in 1 jobby ......Sounds like a Waterbird a road and a comic
One answer at a time please and NO GOOGLE ...I'll know
Have fun and feel free to add any of your own questions
Extra credit for getting the crime and the sentence
Quiz , Hmmm Cryptic Conviction
posted on 22/12/11
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posted on 22/12/11
Phil close but no cigar
Erm ....not really that close
posted on 22/12/11
right ok a more serious guess, and I'm not entirely sure why but.....
Sean St Ledger??
posted on 22/12/11
Phil , its 3 players who got done in the same incident
posted on 22/12/11
1964 betting scndal?
posted on 22/12/11
I'm even more confused now.
posted on 22/12/11
R,C Yep
posted on 22/12/11
Number 1.
Stig infer bjornebe or sum such spelling.
posted on 22/12/11
Keep up J8
posted on 22/12/11
Juntion 8
Sorry mate that's been answered and your's was wrong anyway
Sorry it was Stig Tofting who was a Bolton player ,,,Tof was the posh git bit