A father takes his wee laddie to a shopping centre in the run up to Christmas. The wee laddie sees one of those santas grotto things and asks his dad if he can go meet santa. The father is all for it so they que up and then the boy finally gets his turn.
In he goes, onto santas knee and then santa asks "so, what would you like for you christmas young man?"
The wee laddie replies "Clothes please santa"
"Well, what kind of clothes?" santa asks
"Oh, it doesnt really matter. They aren't for me, they're for all the naked boys on daddies computer"
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comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted on 22/12/11
and the fans of Bury will be please to get a
comment by (U6568)
posted on 22/12/11
I'm an idiot.
I'll repost it on the sellik board.
comment by King Tubby (U8043)
posted on 22/12/11
thats pretty good
comment by ChoiceCity (U6801)
posted on 13/1/12
I hear your ??? kicking at my door . on my free fone ders 3 missed calls
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