A CARROLL BY CARROLL

This is my first time so pardon my effort.
Posted this on christmas but didn't get much response.


Hi I am Andy Carroll!!
But I fail to score a goal.

I am a big Geordie and love my pony.
But the idiot who signed me was Kenny.

I am the natural successor to Crouch.
But I can't control the ball OUCH!!!

My childhood idol is Heskey.
Kenny believes I can be the next Messi.

The holy trinity at my club is Heskey, Crouch and (me)Carroll.
And the whole world goes LOL.

In missing chances I am one of the best.
But that award still goes to Torres.

I am slow as a tortoise and I trip over the ball.
"Next year is our year" is the kop's main call.

Mike Ashley knew I was poo.
The scousers are thick but they'll soon accept it too.

35m is my signing fee and its very small.
Hence the world says "Laugh at Liverpool" LAL.!!