South London Manc

Glory hunter Check

Never been to a game Check

London based Utd fan Check

Obsessed with Spurs Check

Trying to become the new michy Check

Stains from his head being stuck up SAF's **** for a decade Check

Thinks the Daily Mail and tabloids in general are an accurate source of information Check

Puts on a fake Manchester accent and says things like, 'avin it large' when he meets someone from Manchester Check



As bad as Liverpool fans.