New Kit

put some fackin clothes on ya dirty git

Hey if you got it...flaunt it

You ever seen the film 300? They wore nothing but leather and despite their killing ability and ripped abs...they still looked fruity

you must have a big bedroom to have all those posters hanging man, who puts up the ones on the ceiling for you frodo??

This isn't a joke and I have no idea why I'm admitting to this...

When me and the lady moved into our apartment, in the bathroom is the main mirror where I have a shave etc...it's just a shame we are both 3 inches to short to see our reflections and have to stand on an empty washing basket

One of these days I will lower it

thats one of the best comments I've read on here You should stand on that toaster sittin in your kitchen at least it would have some use fella

My life is one big walking disaster

We still ain't used the toaster, but I stick by my purchase, it's nice and shiny and fits in with the kitchen.....



You should see my Gran, she would probably reach your knee-cap

I'm the opposite man, I have just earned 400 euros of vouchers at work and I'm sittin here now no idea what to buy with them. I'm thinkin a couple nice shiny new Spurs shirts for me lads and after that I'm stumped!

What a model father you are Messia

I'm an impulse buyer, if I see something, I buy it, not that I can afford to right now! We did think about cancelling our Sky Plus...I would rather starve to be honest

man I'm such a good father I aint even mentioned luka modric to my 6 year old yet, he was devastated when Robbie Keane was loaned out after I telling him he was back

Went out for a meal with my Dad and my bro for Fathers Day yesterday...we ALWAYS talk about Spurs...we didn't mention Modric once, he was trying to save me the pain, I was trying to save him the pain

Just don't get "Modric" on the back of your kids shirt...not yet anyway