Panic has set in amongst pubs, bars, fast food outlets, and under tens across the world, due to the lack of straws.
This has been attributed to them all being sent to Liverpool, so their fans can clutch tightly at them, in their desperate blind and utterly deluded hope of proving that Suarez is a sweet innocent little angel who has never bitten (yes google SUATEZ BITE to see the character of the man they are defending) or racially abused anyone.
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WORLD STRAW SHORTAGE ANNOUNCED!
comment by thepiedpiper (U12099)
posted on 1/1/12
You suck for telling porkies and being a Liverpool fan
comment by Emre Can really is that good! (U9282)
posted on 1/1/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4_fQXwIV4E
35:35 for example A
So evra does not like using that word as he finds it disgusting. looks that "credibility" will be knocked down a bit when the appeal goes in
comment by CONCERNED LIVERPOOL FAN (U4537)
posted on 1/1/12
piepooper you suck cos' you like it
posted on 1/1/12
piepooper you suck cos' you like it
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Admit it. You're unemployed, aren't you?
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted on 1/1/12
The player Suarez bit is known to actually bite food himself, so to attack Suarez would be hypocritical.
comment by CONCERNED LIVERPOOL FAN (U4537)
posted on 1/1/12
no i sell ferrari's to the italians, it pays the heating on my swimming pool, but little else
comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted on 1/1/12
You don't have a job, do you?
comment by CONCERNED LIVERPOOL FAN (U4537)
posted on 1/1/12
i'm only eight FFS
comment by Ruiney (U1005)
posted on 1/1/12
That's more believable.
comment by thepiedpiper (U12099)
posted on 1/1/12
Eight sounds about right
no matter what lies people say, their style of writing betrays their age.
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