We've made the BBC homepage!

Nice to see you crawl from under that rock again

I did see that, and thought it was equally funny and embarrassing. I would like to know how long the longest ever goal drought was, and if we were anywhere near it. Let's hope we don't start an even longer run now!

Any particular reason you've stopped me from commenting on your articles Wassa?

Wassa, do you honestly believe I am proud of the fact that the only reason we are on the homepage is due to us not scoring for over 10 hours? You are generally quite cretinous, have some sense sunshine.

It's self depreciation, jovially mocking my club I love to make light of our unfortunate situation. Honestly you won't even let us have that. Disappointing.