Damn Crouchaldinho

What is it about us that makes Crouch just p!ss on us from every angle every time we play against him whichever team he is playing on??!! He doesnt score barely all season then we come along and starts pulling off the Crouchaldinho!! I always thought he should have signed for us but he probably wouldn't want to come to Ewood anyway. He literally scores every time for every club he plays for I remember Liverpool, Aston Villa, Tottenham and now Stoke. The funny thing is that I get called Crouch when I go and play locally by all the South Americans they have called me it for years because I am tall with blonde hair and score lots of goals. He is obviously set to scourge me throughout my life so I just have to accept it!