Steve Kean's Indian Summer...

Chicken HQ, Pune 9/1/2012

Kean: Mrs D, Rao's; how are you?

Mrs D: A little concerned Steve, bottom of the league is not good.

Kean: did you see the win at Old Trafford?

Mrs D: Yes, good for the brand.

Kean: And Sam lost 7-1 there.

Mrs D: But relegation?

Kean: The FA laws state that if you beat the Champions away, you can't be relegated.

Rao 1: Really?

Kean: True story.

Mrs D: And the cup exit?

Kean: We got to the 3rd round though, that's a pretty good achievement.

Rao 1: Good point.

Kean: Erm, I've got my receipt here for the flight, taxi and a korma?

Rao 2: Er... well... I left my wallet at home. Just sell Miles Anderson, that should cover it.

Kean: Thanks, see you next month!

[Kean leaves]

Mrs D: He does remind me of Sean Connery.

Rao 1: Roger Moore was better.

Rao 2: He looks like that Humpty Dumpty man.