Darn..........under or out

I just heard he's just been released from jail.

Stupid misunderstanding by the coppers after they overheard Darn say he was gonna get his didgeridioo out to do "Two Little Boys".

Fair dinkum bananas he will end up in cell block H !

I hope he's not run into Mark 'Chopper' Reid

Shark !

du du du du du du du

Oh dear still no sign of the man who is fast becoming Perths version of Lord Lucan ?

I always had plenty of time for Darn who hails from neighbouring Brighouse, but I can't make head or tail of his "biting" parting comment that "you know jack (all) about football"

I thought it might have been a wind up, but since we've heard nowt since from him, I reckon he could be suffering from a dose of Aussie Arrogance, which has also affected the majority of his countrymen.

Up the Abbos.

Not their cricket team any more though! I like Darn, whats his issue?

Cross Dressing.

I reckon his missus has crocked his laptop....