drunk or kid?

I went in to my neighbours house and pashed all over her clothes

arabian knight.....kid....i hope???

Unfortunately not. So glad I don't live there anymore.

I tied my two neighbours doors together with rope then chapped the door....

:D trying to look cool, i attempted to vault a fence only to catch it and fall breaking my arm

faddy, drunk?

I used to know a guy at my college who had a burd, well out of his league. He was ginger, overweight and ugly to boot, he knew, we knew it.

So aye she was a stunner, totally punching above his weight untill one day he decided, mid-$hag that he wanted to spit on her baps and slap them. She actually kicked him oot the door in his boxers.

Needless to say, he came into college burd-less

That thought has NEVER come across my mind mid $hag.

kid

ha ha chadams...do you think he cries himself to sleep(touching himself) over that pivotal moment in his life??

Chadams



And then tell folk

Worst I did was cheer a Rod Wallace goal mid event.

Tranny was on quiet, of course Im not listening to the football darling

Before I knew it I was on the floor