Thread of the Day - Friday the 13th

ah the dangers of cold water swimming..especially in ludicrous speedos..

if they have to pad out beckham in a warm studio its a sign that you should never ever wear them..

I must admit some here has made a dull Friday seem a lot funnier!

I am not a fan of tramp stamps on girls but some others can be ok in moderation.

I was tempted to get one when I was 18, nothing to do with pulling a very attractive girl the night before when she stupidly thought the temp tattoos we all had done were real...

I wimped out then, or bravely ran away as Monty Python would have it and in retrospect glad I did. I know someone who removes tattoos for a living and he said that the 90s were a dream come true for him as its his retirement plan as people are getting them removed now almost as quickly as others are getting them! He did say try to only have black ones as easier to remove, red definitely will leave a lingering mark but other colours they can possibly remove.

As for Peaches Geldoff, any person with a name like that is a bit of a prat to be honest. I cant stand these people who are kids of famous people and are themselves famous for nothing!

Also can anyone explain Made in Chelsea or Desperate Scousewives? I have seen a few minutes of each and my eyes hurt, think they must be the product of a truly evil person

too many channels..have to be filled with sh-te..we have a generation that cant concentrate on anything deeper than hairstyles, clothes and celebrity..
we went into the toilet bowl about 20 years ago, now they are pulling hard on the chain..
some magazines actually ask the "stars" of these shows to answer proper questions and then actually print the answers given by these halfwits...

Sometimes I wonder if there isnt some big psychological experiment being done where they keep pushing worse and worse TV shows on us and they are waiting to see when we go nuts and stop watching it but then people keep doing so and it gets worse and worse!!!

I have the Town crest tattooed on my right arm. Got it done during Euro 96 and if I'm honest, 16 years on, it's rubbish. Thought about having one done to commemorate my sons birth 5 months ago but I know that too will be rubbish in a few years too.

I agree with 38 on this one. It's going to be a strange sight in 40 years seeing old dears with smudgy Chinese symbols on the nape of their necks.

The best argument against tats must be this handsome creature:

http://www.footiewallpapers.com/-england-and-leeds-united-badges-must-be-simply-excruciating-these-days-301x320px/theoffside.com%7Cwp-content%7Cuploads%7C2007%7C04%7Cleeds-and-england-tattoo-2.jpg/

Caggie....?

always swore blind I would have 3 lions on chest If England won world cup. I still have'nt broken sweat.

Imagine if you'd had "Lee Clarke's Barmy Army" on your forehead halfway through his first season in charge.

I have doing it for pilks on mi cockk

beware of the bloke bending over in the showers with a tattoo.. W.W . on each cheek..

..he's not a Wolves fan