If things go wrong...

...for Yellow Teeth (on the field) and the hoards start getting on his back, maybe he'll have a word with his buddies from the Green Brigade to orchestrate another wee 'campaign' against him, thus instantly rekindling the them-and-us siege mentality he so successfully garnered last season with the most gullible fans in the world.

It didn't work out title-wise but it sure helped engineer a lovely big cuddle-fest.....oh and a new contract. Job done.


NEIL DOWN BEFORE THE RANGERS