Venkys Smash Transfer Record...

Keep the faith boys.


"I'm sure Blackburn will be in the Champions League in next three or four years"- Steve Kean.

Rome wasn't built in a day though- first you re-sign Benjani: then build the
team around him. Pretty soon JRob will rekindle that form he had for Wigan!

As for Roqué, why not keep on paying his wages- NAY, sign the great man up! Those goals he scored that season, ages ago. Remember?

Up and coming England internationals as well- nahh, get 'em shipped. Life's too short for their calibre.

Use the element of surprise on the fans by casting out a long lazy summer where nothing really happens until deadline day- SURPRISE! We've signed Formica's cousin and nearly signed that Messi guy ('cept we didn't and we were never going to).

Finally, offer special deals on hot drinks and stamp your personality on the club by creating a new club mascot.

Knowing that, deep down, you don't really know what you're doing.