If you had 1 question that you can ask any United player, what would it be?
It's 1 question and 1 question only.
Mine would be to be De Gae: ''Do you actually think that beard looks good?''
One question and one question only?
posted on 24/1/12
To Rooney- how much will you give me for these 20 benson & hedges?
posted on 24/1/12
Ravel- I know your stupid, I've seen your twitter feed. But you can't be so dull to leave utd
posted on 24/1/12
To Valencia - How about chilling out big man, yer a fantastic player eh?
posted on 24/1/12
To Darren Flecther: Did you fart cos that ones a bad un!
posted on 24/1/12
Can I have 100k please ?
posted on 24/1/12
Why, Giggs, why?
posted on 24/1/12
And in true Tubes stylie what would your introductory rap be?
To Wayne Rooney -
You're a ledge, smooth not course, jump the hedge, lime a racehooorse!
You're a top bloke, and I love you, but if you could pick one Man United player from all time to play alongside you up front, who would it be?