AFP very important please respond

http://www.missingpersons.gov.au/research/reports/missing-persons-australia.aspx

Please read the following AFP article as a very important australian national has been missing for months. He was our top sportsman last year and he has been abducted, never to be seen again if you or anyone knows the whereabouts of tghe next mesi, the wallaby kangaroo fc manager is prepared to pay the reward of 3 koalas and 5 dingos as some cowboy called whyte has still to fiond 3 koalas to complete the deal hence reason why he is missing.

Was he not the great whyte hype ?????



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