Is Abou Diaby dead?

He quit football and started impersonating Dennis Rodman http://www.dennisrodman.com/

He's Colin Nish

You never really expected a serious answer from such a question?

Didn't he leave these shores some time back to do good works amongst the poor street people of Durban?

That's what I was told and I'm sticking with it.

He died recently.

he has gotten a big raise in wages for his leadership, tenacity, and brains on the field...oh yeah and his dependability and mental strength and sprirt!

He now plays the voice of Peter Sam in Thomas the Tank engine after discovering that his legs werent meant for football.

He was cremated in November.

He is listed as being back towards the end of March.

Oringinally it was September, but he has had set back after set back.

Get him fit I say, and then sell him. A bit like polishing up an old banger and flogging it to the first fool that comes along. Not ethical, but this is football after all.

Apparantly yes