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Question to Site Mods.

Is this joke ok to post without it being removed?

It is on the Liverpool board only.
It contains no swear words.
It isn't racist by colour in any way.
If it offends Mancs, then what are they doing on our boards in the first place?
How can a Manc complain about something that's not meant for them to see?

It's only a joke, you know the thing that makes people smile, laugh even.
You lot may have done the same, maybe twice!


Now then, here we go -

Alex Ferguson is sitting at home watching TV one morning when he receives a phone call "Hello Alex, it's Wayne Rooney.
"Yes Wayne what can I do for you?"
"Well Mr Ferguson, The Missus has gone out and bought me a jigsaw to do. The problem is though none of the pieces fit together, it's impossible"
"What's it supposed be?"
"The picture on the box is of a chicken, but like i said it's impossible, it's really doing my head in now, if i don't get it finished by Saturday I don't think I'll be able to concentrate on the season ahead".
Alex chuckles to himself. "I'll tell you what Wayne bring it round here and we'll both have a go"

"Cheers Mr Ferguson, that's brilliant"

About half an hour later Wayne turns up at Alex's house with his jigsaw under his arm.
He knocks on the door and Alex lets him in. They walk into the kitchen, and Wayne tips the pieces onto the table.
Alex looks down at the table and then at Rooney. "WAYNE, put the cornflakes back in the box"


Now every Liverpool fan on this board might find that slightly amusing.

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comment by Admin1 (U1)

posted on 23/6/11

Admin1 may have mentioned 'toe bashing' on "Barry Smith Leading by Example" you may wish to rescind your 'top bloke' comment.

posted on 23/6/11

Don't worry we can still be friends. I am even friends with Tracking Back Town fans. Still a top bloke.

posted on 23/6/11

I don't get it . i eat cornflakes and the box just says netto cornflakes.

posted on 23/6/11

I also eat netto chickens

posted on 23/6/11

but i don't have a netto jigsaw.

posted on 23/6/11

comment by w.gummidge (U1449) posted 1 minute ago

I don't get it . i eat cornflakes and the box just says netto cornflakes.
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Ah well, Worzel was portrayed as a bit of a thick nerd, so no surprises there !

posted on 23/6/11

Who is worzel?

posted on 23/6/11

comment by w.gummidge (U1449) posted 11 minutes ago

Who is worzel?
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Who's Aunt Sally ?

posted on 23/6/11

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posted on 23/6/11

my uncle jeff's wife

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