Phil Neville V Seamus Coleman on Twitter

Got this from another forum, these guys have got quite a sense of humour if its true


P:If u want a signed pair of my boots go to StarsBoots, Authentic Match Worn Memorabilia money goes to charity thanks

S:be best selling garys boots pal.. Won't get much money for yours!

P:hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!

S:if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench

P:sub for ireland-its like being sub for man utd youth team! Although u r a 50k signing from sligo bless!

S:yeah just glad to be here fizzer! Never thought I'd be so lucky!

S:u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now!

S:actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!

P:does trapp say "run forest run" to u like moyesy does??

P:r u licking captain robbie keanes @rse like u lick captain nevilles?

P:did ur brother play for man utd 600 times pal?? Thought not!!

P:when u upgrading ur caravan to a tent pal?

P:any more lip pal and I'll get peter walton to send u off again!!!!

P:were u going on holiday pal-isle of man??

S:why u getting angry pal.. U got got that angry on a match day u would be a great captain!!

P:be careful next season pal-everyone plays cr@p in their 2nd season!!!

S:does everyone play cr@p in there 15th season aswell?

P:16th season pal!

S:you counting ur 10 years on united bench?

P:gone quiet pal u been round to keaneys room to run his bath?

S:u gettin jealous?? I'll be back to look after u next season pal.. Do I still have to do all ur running tho??

P:here u r was getting worried keano let u off the lead?

P:keep playing the way u r m8 and you'll be back playing at widnes wit the reserves!

S:what did u miss last game of season for again.. Toothache?? Dnt think big dunc would miss a game cause of his tooth!

P:nice debut benfica away m8-what was the score??

S:5.0 pal.. A good captain would have been there to help his players but where were u??

S:u enjoy going to the world cups with england or was that gary AGAIN!? I'm sure u were proud to watch him!!

P:u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?

S:everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!

P:have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!

S:is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x

P:topman come on macedonia!!

P:let's make a pact pal-no more slaughtering on twitter-i need u-u need me-agreed? Ask keano for permission 1st though!

S:u need me to do ur running.. Why do I need you??

P:I'm trying to hand u an olive branch pal-do u not want it?

S:I just want to know why I need u? Not a trick question.

P:lads don't like u pal-so have to protect u!

S:nev dnt start!! Because its you they dnt like.. And I dnt need u to protect me.. I protected u all season!

P:its all about u pal aint it! Good luck next season you will need it!

S:I know I will.. Uv had 15 years good luck! Well done! I know ur missing me really!

P:u licking charlie adams @rse now too? Is it captains that turn u on??

S:hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!