Lukaku?

Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass before it explodes?







A: A baby in the microwave.

Excuse me Chelsea till i die, I am not sure if you are aware of this, but when the letter I is used on its lonesome, we use a capital rather then a lower case.

I would recommend changing your name to the following:

Chelsea till I die

This would be much appreciated; thank you.

White Wall has got a point and this transfer window is very boring.

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comment by White Wall (U1078)
posted 9 minutes ago

These deals were all but signed this time last week according to reports.

why oh why do Chelsea transfers always go on for so long??

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you should try supporting Arsenal our transfer usually take twice as long as urs.

Why do you need Lukaku, when Falcao is just about to join you?


How many strikers do you need?

Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?



A: So you can see the expression on its face!

comment by White Wall (U1078)

posted 3 hours, 43 minutes ago

These deals were all but signed this time last week according to reports.

why oh why do Chelsea transfers always go on for so long??
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Maybe that's because those reports were pure speculation.

Still hoping for the Lukaku deal, and de Bruyne would be a bonus. I would prefer lukaku to Falcao TBH