Strange things happen!

because he was fat?

Lol! No idea why. If it was to take abuse off the crowd, then mission accomplished!

Strange things happening in the Championship tonight, too -
Ipswich 5 West Ham 1
Leeds 1 Birmingham 4

It truly is a hard league to fathom this year. Southampton dropped points again, too. If we could only put four or five decent results together, we might just have a shot at the play offs, even now.

Some things don't change though: Forest 0 Burnley 2

The bloke who 'cuffed himself at Goodison Park said afterwards that he was determined to achieve his goal in life.

haha must be a very special guy...

Maybe he just needed some 'Kompany'.

It is being said that this nincompoop (John Joseph Foley, 46) was protesting against Ryanair's recruitment policy. I guess that to him, this was the obvious way of doing so. Go figure.

A 'very brave' little man playing up in front of the cameras.