cheer up Thurrock

Or a point for every goal

or even that Leftwinger

A point for every time Kean says 'stick with us'

100 points for being Bolton Wanderers

-100 points if your home ground is the Reebok stadium.

What is the point in giving points for losing?

Getting points just for bothering to turn up?

1 point for losing is fairly stupid, but maybe a rugby-esque thing where you get a bonus point for scoring a certain amount of goals?

Blackburn should get an extra point when they win

pointless