Who agrees with me that hairdressers are..

ish cam doon son it was the wrong thread!

Who cares if it is from emails, it was for jokes on a thread for friday funnies.

Jees oh!

McCann... I wouldnae bother posting it on the 'Friday funnies' thread either.



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p.s. YOU calm doon. You Tims get awfy jumpy aroond me.

Ish I am a Rangers man!

u sure mccann?

Aye, I think someone has hacked into my account!

"Ish I am a Rangers man!"

Well... yer as funny as a Tim.

Tiger Tim

Re: Original subject

My hairdresser asked me what my fav. song was and put it on for me on her i-pod with speakers, and then started massaging my shoulders (WTF!?) and singing it in my ear (the non-deaf one thankfully!) lol and calling me "honey" and "babes"lol. Being a cynical sort I thought I was just receiving sympathy due to being slightly disabled but maybe she was just plain dirty and WANTED ME wtf! I MUST pick up on things like this quicker!!! My brother asked was it sure it was a hairdresser I was with lol when I got home and told him, I think he rushed down the next day to get his hair cut but she was off. She was a curvy blonde although a wee bit older than me.

Who thinks gypos are show off loud chunts? was in chippy other night with ma son and we were waiting on our order. We were the only ones in at the time when this kinda tubby balding builder type saunters in as if he owns the place. He approaches the counter where i am, checkin out the erses of the lasses behind said counter anyhoo he says in that undeniable recognisable tinker twang, ' a sausage supper ma darlin'
Fine, fair enough, while waiting he takes out his wallet and starts to 'rearrange' the bundles of what looked like hundred pound wedges. Now like i say, he came and stood right next to me so i couldnt help but notice.
One lassie tells him how much while another is wrapping it up and he grunts in a right annoyin twang ' how much ma love? naw naw naw hen jist gie me the chips on it own am naw payin that'
the girls are like whit? when taking an eternity looking for a tenner through the wedge it looked like he might pass out handing it over. Like a say, he was just being a pwik like most of them are.
Suppose it goes back to the time when their caravans were in a plot near our house. things started goin missin all of sudden, coincidence eh? they also would start a fight in an empty hoose. Honestly I am respect other people, race etc but iv just no time for that lot at all. rant over

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heehaw to day way hairdressers a know. for the record ma 'BARBER' takes 6.80 for a haircut