Yakubu!

Martins is 47 my mates mothers friend are cousins with his Aunties cousin and he told me he is around 47.Looks good for his age though.He can definately pull a 17 year old essex babe.

Martins is in nursery with my cousin.

comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 1 minute ago

Yakubu is only 19. Months of eating Venkys fried chicken has destroyed his complexion.

(in case you don't know, we don't pay Yak in cash, we pay him in buckets of fried chicken)

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what was wrong with Wild Rover's comment

Moders what was wrong with the other post? Are you a Animal rights person.

in my country Yakubu tried to run for city mayor (in 1943) and now in 2012 claims to be a 36 year old soccer player.

Some how I think someone is telling porkies.

(in case you don't know, we don't pay Yak in cash, we pay him in buckets of fried chicken)
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I take it David Dunn is on the same scheme?

comment by Corporal_Fabrice (U8012)
posted 1 minute ago

(in case you don't know, we don't pay Yak in cash, we pay him in buckets of fried chicken)
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I take it David Dunn is on the same scheme?

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Its a scheme to avoid paying tax which Rednapp should have joined.

The Yak is like a tree. Cut him in half......it will take ages, then count the rings

This age jokes only are applied to African players. Lol. Imagine if Giggs and Scholes were born somewhere in Nigeria, Cameroon, etc how many accussations of age fixing, they would get?