How many goals...

...has Paul Robinson conceded this season where he has chosen not to dive for the ball and instead stand there and look on forlornly as it sails past him?

Whilst I understand that diving in most if not all of the cases at hand would have been completely futile, it's always nice to see someone try, plus Paul is so majestic in the air. I've asked Opta Joe on Twitter for this statistic and am very hopeful of a response.

In the meantime Paul, think about what I've said, and here's to seeing a few more sprawling efforts in the future and being able to think: 'Yeah, unlucky there Robbo; at least you had a go...'