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Serial WUManiser for England Manager!!

What i can offer to the role of England National Team coach:

1. I'm English
2. I know a lot about Football Tactics.
3. I have great fashion sense.
4. I've won the League and CL 8 times in the row on Championship Manager 04
5. I will work for Β£4m-a-year, Β£2m less then Capello
6. I will promise to refresh the England team with new players. Jack Wilshere will be National Captain.
7. I will uphold a strict level of discipline in the squad.
8. I will allow lap dancers during half-time.
9. I will transfer Β£50,000 each to the banks accounts of the FA board members if they employ me.
10. I will guarantee winning the 2018 World Cup.

posted on 9/2/12

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posted on 9/2/12

Arsenal is an English club Pete. Go support Motherwell.

posted on 9/2/12

Good luck bro

posted on 9/2/12

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posted on 9/2/12

What good is it knowing about football tactics when you want to be England's National Soccer manager?

comment by IAWT (U10012)

posted on 9/2/12

Please post this on the England National team board instead of the Arsenal board. Thank you
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He started his propanganda locally first to check how is his popularity, then he'll go national

posted on 9/2/12

Because you'll have to stop posting in here.... which is just wrong!
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I got a job here and it doesn't stop me from posting here. Why should the England job be any different?

Besides, i can give you proper Match Day threads from the manger himself...

"It's Wilshere.....GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!....




...Only joking "


posted on 9/2/12

What's good about calling it 'football tactics' and then referring to it as 'soccer'?

posted on 9/2/12

I'm waiting Bernstein's call any minute now....

...any minute....

posted on 9/2/12

I will match all of your demands but will provide buxom wenches at half time and the full time whistle instead.

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