Football fans eyy....

A Liverpool Fan, An Arsenal Fan
And A Manchester United Fan
Were All In Arabia , Sharing A
Smuggled Crate Of Booze When,
All Of A Sudden, Saudi Police
Rushed In And Arrested Them. The Mere Possession Of Alcohol
Is A Severe Offence In Saudi
Arabia , So For The Terrible Crime
Of Actually Being Caught
Consuming The Booze, They Are
All Sentenced To Death! However, After Many Months And
With The Help Of Very Good
Lawyers, They Are Able To
Successfully Appeal Their
Sentences Down To Life
Imprisonment. By A Stroke Of Luck, It Was A Saudi National
Holiday The Day Their Trial
Finished, And The Extremely
Benevolent Sheikh Decided They
Could Be Released After Receiving
Just 20 Lashes Each Of The Whip. As They Were Preparing For Their
Punishment, The Sheikh
Announced: “It’s My First Wife’s
Birthday Today, And She Has
Asked Me To Allow Each Of You
One Wish Before Your Whipping." The Liverpool Fan
Was First In Line, He Thought For
A While And Then Said: “Please
Tie A Pillow To My Back." This
Was Done, But The Pillow Only
Lasted 10 Lashes Before The WhipWent Through. When The
Punishment Was Done He Had To
Be Carried Away Bleeding And
Crying With Pain. The Man United Fan
Was Next Up. After Watching The
Scouser In Horror He Said Smugly: “Please Fix Two Pillows
To My Back." But Even Two
Pillows Could Only Take 15
Lashes Before The Whip Went
Through Again And The Man United
Fan Was Soon Led Away Whimpering Loudly (as They Do).
The Arsenal Fan Was The Last One
Up, But Before He Could Say
Anything,
The Sheikh Turned To Him And
Said: “You Support One Of The Biggest Club In The World And
Your Team Is The Finest In The
World. For This, You May Have
Two Wishes!" “Thank You, Your
Most Royal And Merciful
Highness", He Replied. “In Recognition Of Your Kindness, My
First Wish Is That You Give Me
Not 20 Lashes But, 100 Lashes."
“Not Only Are You An Honorable,
Handsome And Powerful Man,
You Are Also Very Brave". The Sheikh Said With An Admiring
Look On His Face. “If 100 Lashes
Is What You Desire, Then So Be It.
And Your Second Wish"? “Tie The
Man United Fan To My Back."