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The user: Andrei Sergeyevich Arshavin - The best damn guesser of the weight of a fruit cake in the service

*Scousers Trousers goes home and pours himself a glass of Orange Juice.
He then switches on the television and casually flicks through, failing miserably to find something that his heart desires.
He turns off the television and starts playing with his thumbs. He then gets his laptop and goes on Youtube.
ST- Hmm, what should i browse today?
*He thinks long and hard, and then suddenly gets an idea. He types in the search bar 'Tallest Man Alive' and presses search. He clicks on the first link and presses play...
A noisy racket of rubbish blares through his headphones, causing him to cry.
ST- WTF IS THIS $HIT!?!?