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Breaking: Suarez Hands In Transfer Request

Luis Suarez has reportedly handed in a transfer request to Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish. The shock decision follows a public apology made by the Uruguayan following his refusal to shake hands with Patrice Evra during Saturday's clash with rivals Manchester United at Old Trafford...LAMBO!

Just preparing mans nah mean? Just giving them that little ja606 shock. I remember we had mad users switching to the pipe when Torres left. They just weren't ready ya feel me? Couldn't take it. The pipe seemed like a good option. But where are they now? Dobby? Dutchie? Franco? They all in the slums. We can't let this happen again.

There's good people on this board. Paisley. Lucas. Har0ldinho89. Agger. Charlionso. T Bone. neon1001uk. King Suarez. Sure we beefed. But we smoked a sack of that vicious mean green and now it's all good. Anfield RAP. Culty. LastChanceForHangingBaskets. Didi. fitlfc. Bring Back Rushies Moustache. Enriques baffled expression. KnottyAshTaxDodger. There'sOnlyOneReds. bixentelizarazu. All my ja606 brethren. Seriously. I'm not having a post-Suarez pipe fiasco. It ain't worth it. This is the drill right here. We'll make it. Be honest with me right now. Who turned to the pipe already? It's ok. It was just a test. There's time to fish you out from the clutches of this evil product.

Sure some geeks will fall down by the wayside. Greatteamswinit4times is already hanging in the gutter. Leave him be. Nobody can drag him out from the pipe infested path he's chosen. I tried. I really did. I'll put a coin in his hat next time I roll by him while I blaze out Ed Sheeran from my headphones and look on. Look on knowing that we've lost another troop to the pipe. Keep it tight y'all. We're heading into troubled waters. I'ma see y'all on the other side. Peace.

comment by Biglaa (U5954)

posted on 13/2/12

I think Knotty turned in his 606 wings just after the whole Suarez thing kicked off. Can't really say I blame him.

posted on 13/2/12

Great ideas bro. I think it's important that we also highlight the strengths and benefits of alternative products such as that viciously fumigated lethal mean green. This should tempt the recent pipe dabblers away from the clutches of this hard drug back to the softer, more lighthearted product. I think using someone like Alan Navarro in an aggressive product placement marketing campaign could have mans scrambling back to the spiff in no time.

posted on 13/2/12

Biglaa
I'm surprised he didn't go after all the LAL threads during our first game va sunderland

comment by Biglaa (U5954)

posted on 13/2/12

True. I've been tempted myself, but then what the hell would I do at work all day? JA606 keeps me from hitting the pipe with the quickness.

comment by (U6361)

posted on 13/2/12

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posted on 13/2/12

I ain't no Smokin' Monkey...

Never.

posted on 14/2/12

Ah Stig-meister

I need for you to send me a fat bag of some of that deadly green buds. You know...the type of stuff that will knock a n i g g a out cold.

Holla at ya boi

posted on 14/2/12

Purple haze, yaa maan, all I rememberz is Daam,table football, a tram and the kebaab shop. Good old days nah mean brah.

posted on 14/2/12

Lucas I done sent you a bundle of that lethal heavily fumigated mean green. Let me tell you bro this will rip the back of your eyes out. Got a complimentary hoe for you as well. She likes giving flute and getting hit from the back. Feed her sea food for best results nah mean?

posted on 14/2/12

Thanks Stig. Always know i can count on you.

I got the crabs ready too

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