Rangers Demise Joke Thread

What's got four legs,
And more money than Rangers?
Harry Redknapp's Dug.

This article is now closed...so gtf ralottayeez

whytey was unhappily conversing with the HMRC auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the UK. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank God," said whytey. "I thought you were going to want cash."

Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the bluebells are blue
Oh the tax bills are due
Oh the tax bills are due

ALL TOGETHER NOW
(If ye cannie laugh at yersel, who can ye laugh at)

Mon the bears!!!
Only 14 points...thats sod aw!!!!!

From Erik Bo Andersen tae Hans Christian Andersen

Fae Jorge Albertz tae £75m debts

At last Rangers have something in common with JC...they've both been hammered by the tacks! (sorry)

Roses are red,
Shamrocks are Green,
It used to be four,
Now it's fourteen!

Harry Rednapp's Dug.....classic!!

Rangers are set to re-open the "buy a brick at Ibrox" scheme. Only this time you can take it home with you!