Aight look so with pipe usage on ja606 and in the football league up by 7% we got a problem. Now me and the kid Scousers Trousers done set up a committee dedicated to shifting them wayward souls from this potent drug. I want y'all suggestions. What can y'all bring to the table?
The delegates list is as follows: Scousers Trousers. Pâî§Lë¥'š _P䆆ê®ÑëÐ_ÐrÊåm§. Leiva la vida Lucas. Har0ldinho89. Aggers Right Elbow. Charlionso. T Bone. neon1001uk. King Suarez. Anfield RAP. Culty. LastChanceForHangingBaskets. Didi. fitlfc. Bring Back Rushies Moustache. Enriques baffled expression. KnottyAshTaxDodger. There'sOnlyOneReds. Bixentelizarazu. honestlivpool_five_times. TalksRubbish. Fred Bassett. Biglaa. Admin1. Robbing_Hoody. We Play The Tippy Tappy Football.
Now my man Scousers finna bout to chair this meeting. If you aint on this list but feel you got something to contribute then that’s cool but don’t be entering this thread with irrelevant topics. Let's keep this civilised and constructive nah mean?
I mentioned in a previous thread about an initial tactic that mans wanna get off the ground. I think it's important that we highlight the strengths and benefits of alternative products such as that viciously fumigated lethal mean green. This should tempt the recent pipe dabblers away from the clutches of this hard drug back to the softer, more lighthearted product. I think using someone like Alan Navarro in an aggressive product placement marketing campaign could have mans scrambling back to the spiff in no time. What we gotta do is understand that pipe users won’t respond to the dangers ya feel me? They gonna look at alternatives and so we got to give the mean green the hard sell.
Peace.
The First Pipe Prevention Meeting of ja606
posted on 15/2/12
It was Fred that "done allowed" me "to roll up into the thread", he mentioned me, no one mentioons me without knowing I might see it and respond.
Do you know what 'I' mean?
posted on 15/2/12
You some washed up 30 something who spend hours gossiping on a forum while beating the weasel to pictures of old Wham cds. You geek.
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That's the best slate I've ever heard!
posted on 15/2/12
Anyway, I'll be 43 in a few weeks, so nerts to you!
posted on 15/2/12
Nerts is of fagish origins
posted on 15/2/12
Leiva, I got "nerts" from Major Frank Burns, from the earlier series' of MASH
I also loved a line of his, when told to stop being paranoid "I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me"
Oh, and people who deride others as "fagish" are often confused about their own flexuality
posted on 15/2/12
I reckon st has been abusing the pipe in overwhelming quantities! Now I may well be a mean green dabbling machine but put the pipe down and STEP BACK, Nah mean!!!!!!!!
posted on 15/2/12
There's been a lot of talk about Hodgson today, as a consequence I can feel myself reaching for the pipe....I need support from my brethren.!!
posted on 15/2/12
Don't do it bix!!!!!!!!!
Just think that that silly old fool is long gone. Just sit yourself down in a dark room with a can of special brew and a mean green filed splif and chill!!!!!!! I'm here for you bro! Lambo!!!!!!
posted on 15/2/12
Hey! bix!........Hodgson!
Hodgson!
Hodgson!
Hodgson! Hodgson! Hodgson! OI! OI! O!
posted on 15/2/12
There's 2 men you need to get on board Stig
Howard Marks as an advisor to 'those ready to make that step' about the obvious positives and highs that comes along with a life of the mean green.................
...............and Richard Madeley who can advise the 'impressionable' about his lifelong use of the pipe which resulted in him being done for nicking booze and waking up in the bridal suite of a well known Hampshire hotel married to Judy 'The Beachball' Finegan