that lampard- mourinho text message

How Lampard have been a liability to us and also trying to find out if Jose might take him out of the bridge

Lampard: 'I miss you'

Jose: 'I miss you more'

well it was valentines

lampard: hey boss would you please tell AVB how to play me?

mourinho: ok but i think you are rubbish at the moment and i wouldnt play you in my team

Maybe Mourinho was telling fat frank that although he's fat, he can't beleive that he's noshing that Cristine Bleakley because she looks like a horse!

gossiping about Avb and Torres and how the later has made everyone else look bad because we have not been winning games

Lampard:- If all the Roman bandwagon hoppers jump off the wagon at the same time, the force created will disrupt the porkpie tower I have been building in your old office.

Jose:- It's that ginger rookie's fault. Your tower of lard stands no chance.

Lampard:- I know.