Fernando 'Shev' Torres

Torres is twice the player Carroll will ever be.

I think Torres will get 20-25 goals next season while Carroll gets 8-10

comparing Torres to Caroll is an insult

Provided the rest of the team plays well, i'd be happy with 15 goals from Torres, if around 5 of them were crucial, match turners/winners ..... realistically i think he'll get between 20-25 though

He'll be back in Spain by Christmas.

Torres 20. Carol 10

He will score at least 43% more goals than that complete lump of lard Carroll will for Looserpool.

Both will be relative failures along with Henderson and downs

He'll score more European goals than any Loserfool player

Fortunately we are so good that even with misfiring torres we came second. Expect is to be alot better next season. Liverpool have signed mediocre players under an out of date manager

One can only hope that AVB can dig him out of his present goal drought & get him belieivng in himself again...

He could have his best years in front of him - but he could also be a spent force with no pace

I really hope it's the former...but have my doubts