Sunny Daze

I have a theory.

Both Sergio Aguero and David Silva come from playing in sunny Spain. They both have sunny smiles and sunny dispositions.

As the weather gets increasingly bright and sunny, I expect their tally of goals and assists to soar proportionate to the temperature.

Come May, when the records will be broken in terms of centigrade, goals, assists, and City are Champions, I shall return to this post and allow you all to kneel and worship at the font of my astonishing foresight.