Are Porto being serious?

Hes just a fat Tom Huddlestone

Chicken - I've not seen him much either, but for that price I'd expect someone to have a better strike rate, and checking Wiki now it's a bit underwhelming.

I agree about his physique. He looks like he could crush a man in 2.

RRP could take him.. he would run round his ankles with some string till he tripped up and bashed his head

RRP < Hulk

in spanish and portuguese football having a minimum fee clause is a requirement on contracts, players extremely rarely sell for anywhere even close to it, typically it's around a quarter to a third of the buy out clause.

RRP could take him.. he would run round his ankles with some string till he tripped up and bashed his head

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It could be almost like a recreation of that scene in The Empire Strikes Back when the ship flies the trip cable around the ATAT. Erm, but in human form.

If this story is true then Porto are a joke. You can't raise a complaint against opposition fans because they made up a funny song about your player.

Hes just a fat Tom Huddlestone

Jesus H, nobody is that fat

If Huddle18stone's injury doesn't get better, the rumour is spurs will de-bone him and sell him as a wet suit to Frank Lampard

Just read the link, thanks for that. All I can say is that they are bitter deekheads!

RRP could take him.. he would run round his ankles with some string till he tripped up and bashed his head

RRP < Hulk
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There is a lot of truth in this, in fact i cant think of one person i could not take down

Hes just a fat Tom Huddlestone
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He must be obese then