Getting my excuses in early.
- The pitch was in poor condition.
- The referee conned us. We should have had two clear penalties and Tottenham should have been reduced to 9 men.
- Harry Redknapp bribed the match officials.
- It was all Johann Djourou's and his "Rivers of Blood" speech fault.
- Wenger took off Oxlaide-Chamberlain too early and replaced him with Arshavin.
- If we had 11 men on the pitch we would have won.
- We’re in transition.
- It was all Ivan Gazidis’ fault.
- All of Tottenham’s goals were offside.
- We’ve had an injury nightmare. When Carl Jenkinson came on the pitch we all knew it was over.
- It was all Eboue’s fault.
- Wenger is tactically useless.
- Gary Mabbott should have been sent off for being that dog ugly.
- It was all Wenger’s water bottle fault.
- Pat Rice is useless. He should be replaced.
- I forgot to wear my Wife's knickers.
Reasons why we lost the NLD
posted on 24/2/12
"If we had 11 men on the pitch we would have won."
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This one.
posted on 24/2/12
Pleased to meet you Liverpool are a small club
posted on 24/2/12
Serial................................
You forgot to mention Arsene running out of bottles to throw...............................
and also no tweets from Wilshere.............................
The silence notices at The Library
Too many sky cameras
Spurs turning up
The ball was too hard
The ball was too soft
The ball was a Spurs supporter
The ball was the wrong shape
Spurs wouldn't let you have a ball to play with
The Spurs players would not slow down to let you catch them
The grass was the wrong sort of grass
posted on 24/2/12
Cheers greaves...
posted on 24/2/12
But Serial, you forgot the most OBVIOUS of reasons...
"WONDER GOAL SCORED BY FRINGE PLAYER WHO'LL WE'LL NEVER HEAR OF AGAIN"
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So, so true.
posted on 24/2/12
Ref was Mike Dean.
posted on 24/2/12
-Saha & Adebayor aren't real Spurs players so their goals shouldn't count
posted on 24/2/12
Saha is a 'real' spurs player.
posted on 24/2/12
And Ade will be soon............................
posted on 24/2/12
is it really mike dean