Doncaster is part of scotland

I may be from York, but I don't live there any more. I left as a wide-eyed 18-year-old with big dreams and headed for the bright lights of Poole, Dorset. The ladies of York's snatches have never been tighter.

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Fairywhite lives in Poole,..............I'd better drop her an email warning her

I already know, Highland. I tried chatting her up as soon as I found out. She seems to have disappeared somewhat mysteriously since.

Well.....................how strange is that

I wouldn't know, LeedsSouth. They never tried to hang my nob.

They don't hang you for Assault with a friendly weapon

You see, that's the thing Highland. I try telling the police it's a friendly weapon, but they're just not buying it. Atleast I think it was the police. Could've been a stripogram for all I care.

Not buying it Eh..........................i reckon you'd be hard pushed to give it away

My girlfriend is from Doncaster! oh dear oh dear this will not do!